The reality is sometimes we are just trying to get a nut! Wearing that championship belt* just is not on our agenda every night. On those “very rare” occurrences (I PUTS IN WORK most of the time) we really don’t give two shits what y’all think of us. We are probably just trying to go to sleep anyway so give us a damn break. There does come a time when you have to jump in that phone booth, come out with that S on your chest, and give that woman the good D.
If this is someone you are dating and it’s your first time being intimate with her then of course it’s championship belt time. You better stand over it like Ric Flair! The other time it’s an absolute MUST is when she knows all your people. You don’t want it going around town your pound game is trash. You want your name hitting the streets like you are giving that Zane Sex Chronicles PEEN.
A few years ago my older cousin was having a party and I was introduced to her friend who just happened to have one of the biggest asses EVER. I’m talkin video vixen country cakers! Anyway, I was not really interested but she was on me tough. I really just wanted to go home and sleep but that damn peer pressure and those damn older cousins of mine (still influencing my life 15 years later). I’m trying to ignore the girl’s advances but one cousin after another is getting in my ear telling me I need to take that down. I then thought to myself, “Hey Joe, maybe you can get some heady out of this chick because it has definitely been a minute.” Sooo 5 minutes after that thought she is following me back to the crib.
My agenda: some head and a quick nut so she could take her ass home. She was ready to get straight to business but I stopped her, “I’m gonna need some head before we get to it.” This broad had the audacity to tell me not only does she not give head but she has never given head! I wanted to drop kick her in her esophagus, not because I wanted head that bad, but because I knew she was fucking lying! I didn’t really wanna have sex with her so I called her bluff and told her if I didn’t get any head then it wasn’t going down. Of course she gave in (lying slutball), and I must say it was some of the best head ever. Now it was time to get it in and I wanted to get this over QUICK. That is when it hit me that my cousins were going to hear all about this. Change of plans! Time to put on that Cape and the Championship Belt. Had to give her that GOOD D! Folks I tore that ass up. I was actually too good and it bit me on the ass. This occurred around 4am and she was already giving my cousin a report by 8am. This chick made me sound like a porn star which is cool with me, but then she started talking about she might end up becoming the Mrs! Ummm get yo crazy ass out of here. But it had to be done. The fam needed to know little cousin was beastin and they better not forget it. My rep was intact! It actually took a minute to shake her crazy ass. Sheesh that was scary. The gift and the curse of the GOOD D folks.
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This story taught me so much! My dick has a rep now that I need to uphold.