At one time I completely sucked in relationships. I wasn’t a cheater or anything like that but I was just a lazy fucker. I was the guy that did whatever he had to do to get the girl. The dates to get the girl were GREAT. Flowers, picnics, and basically just all kinda effort was put into the young lady. Once I got her I became the equivalent of Doug from ‘King of Queens’ (one of the greatest shows EVER). Seriously, all I wanted to do is eat, fuck, and watch tv (ok, that sounds pretty great…the LIFE).
I was probably at my worst in my first real relationship. This is mainly because the girl was just so freaking dope. She was always thinking about me. Whether she was at a restaurant or Target, she was probably gonna bring me back something. The girl would make me a Target care package full of of toiletries! I mean she would buy me shit that I would have NEVER bought for myself (never am i buying name brand deodorant or lotion). I got two jobs because of my relationship with her, and here I was bringing nothing but hunger and horniness to the table. I did not appreciate her at all.
I learned a lot from that relationship. Most of all I learned to show appreciation for my mate. If this is someone you don’t really give a shit about then please don’t be a dumbass and give them a title. Just fuck them and leave them alone. If this is someone worthy of being in a relationship with then SHOW APPRECIATION. Please do not take this person for granted. It really does not take much to show you care. I promise if you don’t do it there is someone willing or at least saying they are willing to do it. You do NOT want your mate to finally open their eyes and see that you aren’t worth a damn. Just step it up and reciprocate some of that love.
Now don’t get me wrong I am still a pretty selfish dude but I am forever improving. It is really all about your effort and once in awhile putting that person’s wants/needs ahead of yours (except during football season). Simple shit like picking up her favorite dessert can go a long way. It shows that she is on your mind even when you aren’t together. It may sound silly to some but so many of you assholes are coming home with food just for your damn self. Dudes like that don’t even deserve a hand job from their girl!
Another thing I want to touch on is don’t start what you can’t keep up. Like I said earlier, I was going above and beyond to get the girl and once I got her everything stopped. That is false advertising. I can actually make a whole blog about False Advertising and you know what, that’s what I’m gonna do.